Friday, December 11, 2009
English 204's Poetry Broadsides
Thursday, December 3, 2009
POETRY BROADSIDES
Here is a great excerpt from "Poetry Broadsides:How-to and Why," from Pudding House Press (see their broadsides here http://www.puddinghouse.com/pub-guide.htm ):
Poet Dorianne Laux (her website is http://www.doriannelaux.com/) teaches poetry at North Carolina State University.
[BREAKING NEWS! New post by Dorianne Laux about her experiences with student broadside assignments, with more examples and some great commentary! See http://pionline.wordpress.com/2009/12/04/the-art-of-the-student-broadside-a-photo-documentary-by-dorianne-laux/ ]
She's been posting broadsides by her students, and I'm including a few here to give you ideas/incentives. As a broadside creator, your interpretation of the poem involved is key to the final look and feel of the broadside: you want to do the poem right. Laux's class produced some classic broadsides (those on paper with visual or graphic designs accompanying the text), as well as more innovated (using texture, 3-dimensional objects, or giving the poem a concrete context, like putting the Li-Young Lee's poem "Peaches" on a roadside fruitstand crate), are shown. Another example from Laux's class is a "video broadside" of Arthur Millar's "Names I'd Forgotten" at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CndKke7ZAcE .
You may choose to do your broadside on one of your annotated poems, or you may choose a completely different poem. The key is to show your interpretation of a poem in a visual, textual way; let us know how you see that poem, how you see the work of the poem or the message of the poem.
Have fun! This is due the last day of class, during our poetry reading.
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
LOVE
Love
She tries it on, like a dress.
She decides it doesn’t fit
and starts to take it off.
Her skin comes, too.
by Lola Haskins
This poem performs the difficult but amazing task of describing an abstract concept in very concrete, tactile terms. We know exactly what kind of love this is: something that started casually, something that she thought would be reversible, or temporary; something that literally gets under her skin, becomes part of her. To remove it is akin to skinning oneself.
All in four lines!
Or check out how Billy Collins plays with cliches of love, then subverts them, twirls them around, and manages to sound romantic all at the same time:
Litany
You are the bread and the knife,
The crystal goblet and the wine...
-Jacques Crickillon
You are the bread and the knife,
the crystal goblet and the wine.
You are the dew on the morning grass
and the burning wheel of the sun.
You are the white apron of the baker,
and the marsh birds suddenly in flight.
However, you are not the wind in the orchard,
the plums on the counter,
or the house of cards.
And you are certainly not the pine-scented air.
There is just no way that you are the pine-scented air.
It is possible that you are the fish under the bridge,
maybe even the pigeon on the general's head,
but you are not even close
to being the field of cornflowers at dusk.
And a quick look in the mirror will show
that you are neither the boots in the corner
nor the boat asleep in its boathouse.
It might interest you to know,
speaking of the plentiful imagery of the world,
that I am the sound of rain on the roof.
I also happen to be the shooting star,
the evening paper blowing down an alley
and the basket of chestnuts on the kitchen table.
I am also the moon in the trees
and the blind woman's tea cup.
But don't worry, I'm not the bread and the knife.
You are still the bread and the knife.
You will always be the bread and the knife,
not to mention the crystal goblet and--somehow--the wine.
-Billy Collins
Your assignment this week is to write a love poem using the following rules:
1. do not mention the word love
2. stay entirely in the concrete
3. surprise us - reject cliches
4. You may use any form you like (you can try a new form, like the Villanelle, or stick with one you've already tried; you can also use free verse).
The problem with love poems, of course, is that so many have been written that we have a whole array of cliches, expectations, images and symbols that accompany our thoughts about love poems. These rules are designed to kick you out of those ruts, force you to be original, and encourage your personal originality.
In class today, we did freewrites about objects and nouns that you volunteered: rock, raspberry, window, chicken, footprint. the first prompt was, "Write about [pick one] as 'Love is ____.' Remember how many different kinds of rocks there are, how many origins, colors, sizes, weight. Remember that some rocks are alive with colonies of moss or lice or even animals. Go for 5 minutes. What is love? Don't use the word love at all."
The second prompt was similar; I asked you to take another word from the board, maybe one that hadn't appealed to you much, and write about it as if you were in love with it. What would it require from you to love a rock? What would your relationship with that rock be like? What kind of person would you be, or become?"
The results in both cases were great - surprising, startling, strange! Thanks to those who read their excerpts aloud - I think that helps us all take more risks.
Here are two freewrite examples (yes, mine), for those of you who were absent.
Love is a Window
"One of those old ones from colonial times, with wavery glass that distorts your vision. When you try to open it, to lift the sash, it sticks, goes up in little shudders of wood and old paint. The weights inside the side panels have long since broken, cords frayed or mouse-chewed. So you have to find a stick, or a book, or an old shoe, to hold the windo open. Then of course, it's too old to have a built-in screen, so you shove in or finesse in one of those expandable wooden-frame screens, hope no bugs get past, but know they will. You are in for a sweltering, buggy, breezeless night with this window. It won't be pretty. It might shove a splinter up your fingernail when you try to open it too far. The glass might crack if you push too hard. Don't even think about trying to lock it shut in winter."
I could have a good time with this free-write, coming up with the kind of love that a weary, worn-out, rode-hard-and-put-up-wet heart might feel.
Loving a Footprint
"You must love impermanence. It will appear suddenly, then become blurred, distorted, scuffed, gone. Other tracks will cover it up, obscure the fact of that shape. Only you will remember if it ever existed: the deep cup of the heel, long ridge of edge, delicate suggestion of an arch, five toes neat as peas. Loving a footprint means loving travel. You must have a willingness to go, to move, head out, keep on. Stay off the pavement if you want to stay visible. Hug the clay, sandy verges, muddy shoulders where you can follow with the eye what you love with your heart. Be observant. Make good guesses. Anticipate loss, the disappearance at the edge of streams. Loving a footprint makes you love fast, before something comes along to sweep it away. Remember those ancient human footprints in lava, hardened over millenia? We can't all be so lucky."
Another way to approach this assignment, as we'll see on Friday, is to think about hearts. How do poets describe hearts in love, hearts surviving loss of love, hearts trying to bear grief? If hearts could speak for themselves, what would they say? Here are a few examples:
This is My Heart
Bones and a membrane of mist and fire
are the woven cover.
When we make love in the flower world
my heart is close enough to sing
to yours in a language that has no use f
or clumsy human words.
My head, is a good head, but it is a hard head
and it whirrs inside with a swarm of worries.
What is the source of this singing, it asks
and if there is a source why can’t I see it
right here, right now
as real as these hands hammering
the world together
with nails and sinew?
This is my soul. It is a good soul.
It tells me, “Come here forgetful one.”
And we sit together with lilt of small winds
who rattle the scrub oak.
We cook a little something to eat, then a sip
of something sweet, for memory.
This is my song. It is a good song.
It walked forever the border of fire and water
Climbed ribs of desire to my lips to sing to you.
Its new wings quiver with
vulnerability.
Come lie next to me, says my heart.
Put your head here.
It is a good thing, says my soul.
- Joy Harjo
Mongrel Heart
by David Baker
Up the dog bounds to the window, baying
like a basset his doleful, tearing sounds
from the belly, as if mourning a dead king,
and now he’s howling like a beagle – yips, brays,
gagging growls – and scratching the sill paintless,
that’s how much he’s missed you, the two of you,
both of you, mother and daughter, my wife
and child. All week he’s curled at my feet,
warming himself and me watching more TV,
or wandered the lonely rooms, my dog shadow,
who like a poodle now hops, amped-up windup
maniac yo-yo with matted curls and snot nose
smearing the panes, having heard another car
like yours taking its grinding turn down
our block, or a school bus, or bird-squawk,
that’s how much he’s missed you, good dog,
companion dog, dog-of-all-types, most excellent dog
I told you once and for all we should never get.
The Heart's Archaeology
by Maudelle Driskell
On some fundless expedition,
you discover it beneath
a pyracantha bush
carved from the hip bone
of a long-extinct herbivore
that walked the plains on legs
a story tall. An ocarina of bone
drilled and shaped laboriously
with tools too soft to be efficient
by one primitive musician
spending night after night
squatting by the fire.
No instrument of percussion:
place this against your lips,
fill it from your lungs to sound
a note winding double helix, solo
and thready calling to the pack.
Little Clown, My Heart
- Sandra Cisneros
Little clown, my heart,
Spangled again and lopsided,
Handstands and Peking pirouettes,
Back flips snapping open like
A carpenter's hinged ruler,
Little gimp-footed hurray,
Paper parasol of pleasures,
Fleshy undertongue of sorrows,
Sweet potato plant of my addictions,
Acapulco cliff-diver corazon,
Fine as an obsidian dagger,
Alley-oop and here we go
Into the froth, my life,
Into the flames!
Heart, My Lovely Hobo
Heart, my lovely hobo, you
remember, then, that afternoon in Venice
when all the pigeons rose flooding the piazza
like a vaulted ceiling. That was you
and you alone who grinned.
Fat as an oyster,
pulpy as a plum,
raw, exposed, naïve,
dumb. As if love
could be curbed, and grace
could save you from the daily beatings.
Those blue jewels of flowers in the arbor
that the bees loved. Oh, there’ll be other
flowers, a cat maybe beside the bougainvillea,
a little boat with flags glittering in the harbor
to make you laugh,
to make you spiral once more.
Not this throbbing.
This.
~Sandra Cisneros
By Margaret Atwood
Some people sell their blood. You sell your heart.
It was either that or the soul.
The hard part is getting the damn thing out.
A kind of twisting motion, like shucking an oyster,
your spine a wrist,
and then, hup! it's in your mouth.
You turn yourself partially inside out
like a sea anemone coughing a pebble.
There's a broken plop, the racket
of fish guts into a pail,
and there it is, a huge glistening deep-red clot
of the still-alive past, whole on the plate.
It gets passed around. It's slippery. It gets dropped,
but also tasted. Too coarse, says one. Too salty.
Too sour, says another, making a face.
Each one is an instant gourmet,
and you stand listening to all this
in the corner, like a newly hired waiter,
your diffident, skilful hand on the wound hidden
deep in your shirt and chest,
shyly, heartless.
· From Margaret Atwood's The Door, published by Virago
- by Campbell McGrath
We construct it from tin and ambergris and clay,
ochre, graph paper, a funnel
of ghosts, whirlpool
in a downspout full of midsummer rain.
It is, for all its freedom and obstinence,
an artifact of human agency
in its maverick intricacy
its chaos reflected in earthly circumstance,
its appetites mirrored by a hungry world
like the lights of the casino
in the coyote’s eye. Old
as the odor of almonds in the hills around Solano,
filigreed and chancelled with the flavor of blood oranges,
fashioned from moonlight,
yarn, nacre, cordite,
shaped and assembled valve by valve, flange by flange,
and finished with the carnal fire of interstellar dust.
We build the human heart
and lock it in its chest
and hope that what we have made can save us.
Finally, in the following poem ("Broke"), I try to write about the hearts of people I know and love, people who seem to always get a raw deal, people who never seem to love wisely or get a good start on healthy relationships. Of course, I imagine myself as one of those hearts, at least in the moment of conceiving the poem, and create a community of other "broke" hearts to keep myself company. I play off the way "broke" also means "penniless" and "poor" also means living in poverty. If love were money, I wonder, how would we describe being broken-hearted? Is love a kind of currency that some of us will always be perpetually short of? Concrete imagery was the key to exploring those ideas.
Broke
Poor hearts rattle paper cups on the sidewalk,
earn rent limping in three-inch stilettos,
burn holes in their pockets with unrequited love.
Poor hearts slouch in the unemployment line every month,
have more lust than sense, believe tenderness
is the root of all evil. Poor hearts
support someone else’s illegal habit,
post bail for an unfaithful lover,
squander their savings on get-love-quick schemes in Florida.
They lose their shirts when the bubble bursts,
fall for counterfeit affections, don’t have
no change for the lonely bus home.
Poor hearts love under the table all their lives,
operate on the barter system, pray for fair trade,
believe if you love hard enough …
Poor hearts can’t budget for the long haul,
get lunch at St. Leo’s kitchen, recycle
the same cheap passion till it’s threadbare.
Poor hearts do the loving no one else wants to do,
avoid the dentist till the tooth’s rotted out,
moonlight with coyotes to make ends meet.
Poor hearts flutter so thin and faded
they just need to be taken
out of circulation altogether -
set fire, burned right
down to newborn ash.
- Deborah Miranda
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Poetry and Project Runway by Stephen Burt : The Poetry Foundation [article]
Poetry and Project Runway by Stephen Burt : The Poetry Foundation [article]
Saturday, November 14, 2009
The Number of the Beast: SESTINA
Basic Sestina Etiquette: six words, each coming at the end of a line, are repeated in a pre-determined order, ultimately forming six six-line stanzas; all six words are included in a final, 3-line stanza commonly called the envoi. The standard "illustration" for the order of the six words is:
However, if you are one of those people who have difficulty keeping numbers straight, even in template form, try this: a “sestina generator”! No, it doesn’t write the poem for you; but it does take your six key words and order them correctly into six stanzas, plus the final 3-line stanza called an envoi. http://dilute.net/sestinas/ is the place to go. Once you’ve got your words in order, copy them down, and start having fun.
Suggestions:
Anna Karenina (or, like, most of it)
by Jonah Winter
So, like, I read this really cool novel that was like
all about these different relationships?
You know like there were these different couples and like
some of the couples were like, okay, or whatever, but, there was this one couple that was like so
unhappy! I mean, it was like, WOW,
you know? The wife was like, married to this big dude
who was like, you know—real intense. Dude,
I'm serious, this guy was like
majorly into making money and like, ignoring his wife, until she was just like: "Wow,
this is NOT what I signed up for," right? I mean, like, their relationship
was like—Oh. My. God. —TOTALLY unfulfilling. TOTALLY!!! So,
like, then there are these other characters too? And they've all got these like
in-CRED-ibly long names, and things like that. (I think they're like
related or something.) Anyway, like, so, this wife falls in love with this other dude
who's like, I guess, *totally* amazing—and they are like SO
into each other it's not even funny. Seriously. She's just like
"Oh my God this is like a real relationship.
Wow."
And then like, she goes to visit her brother or something. Wow.
This is such an incredibly intense novel, it's hard to like
remember stuff. Okay. So, anyway, her brother's like also having problems in his relationship
with his wife. And his wife is like, "Dude,
what the fuck?" And he's like
"What?" And she's like, "That is just SO
uncool to just like, SMILE right now." Cause you know like he was like SO
busted when his wife you know like caught him with the maid? And his sister was like, "Wow,
so, I guess you can't help me." And he was like,
"What-Ever." Or, you know, "RELAX." And she was like,
"Later, dude."
So then like her husband finds out about her relationship—
and THAT is DEFINITELY not cool with him. And so then like THEIR relationship
actually gets like, even worse? Cause he is just like SO
telling her what to do and stuff, how he's gonna like, hurt her, and stuff, and she is like "Dude," I'm outta here." And so like she goes back to the other dude, and he is like "Wow,
it's really great to see you!" And so like
I guess they're not, like, using protection that night? and so she gets like,
you know—pregnant. And that's when things get like really fucked up in their relationship. Cause you know like they're not married or anything and so
she just goes "Wow. Now I'm gonna have to OFF myself... DUDE!!!"
7. Just for fun, try this “Mad Libs Sestina” by Leah Fasulo. It gets your juices flowing and yes, it’s okay to laugh.
A Mad Libs Sestina
BY LEAH FASULO
Mad Libs Sestina: __exclamation__!
She steps out onto the yellow __noun (2 syllables)—A____
adv (2)__. "Goddamn you, __noun (3)__!" she shouts,
And her words ring like __adj (1)__ __noun (1)__ through the night.
The water is still but the lights are __adj (1)—B__.
And with every step, she __verb (1)__ __adv (3)—C__:
"Is that God's __body part (2)__ or is it my own?"
It isn't hard to __verb (2)__ on her own.
She just needs a __noun (2)__ on the __repeat A__.
Two suns and a moon have passed __repeat C__
But she feels like a __noun (2)__ when she shouts,
So she __verb (3)__ instead and feels __repeat B__
Like __adj (2)__ __color (1)__ at the end of the night.
Was her __noun (2)__ __adj (2)__ the other night?
Or did she just __verb (1)__ the __noun (1)__ of her own__
body part (1)__? The answer is in the __noun (2)__ of __repeat B__
Which is hidden deep under the __repeat A__
In the realm of __made-up word (3)__. If she shouts
__adv (1)__ enough, it will come out __repeat C__.
Rarely does she __verb (1)__ __plural noun (2)__ __repeat C__,
So instead she lies down for the __adj (1)__ night.
If she can't __verb (1)__ the __noun (2)__ with her shouts,
Then she'd rather just __verb (2)__ on her own.
Pulling a __noun (2)__ onto the __repeat A__,
She falls asleep, feeling __adj (2)__ and __repeat B__.
Once asleep, she __verb (2)__ and dreams of __repeat B
__Angels, each looking at her __repeat C__.
They __verb (1)__ their __adj (1)__ __body part (2)__ at the __repeat A__
And whisper, "__verb (1)__ the __noun (1)__, __girl's name (2)__. The night
Is __adj (2)__, and you surely do not own
The __noun (2)__." She awakes to her own shouts.
And to hers join other __adj (3)__ shouts,
Billowing into __ plural noun (1)__ of __adj (2)__ __repeat B__,
Reminding her that her __noun (1)__ is her own
Worst __noun (3)__, and she should __repeat C____
verb (2)__ the __adj (1)__ and __adj (1)__ __ plural noun (1)__ of the night:
At last, she __verb (3)__ the __repeat A__.
All night, the __adj (1)__ shouts of friends __verb (1)__ her __body part (1)__,
But she lets them __verb (2)__ __repeat C__ __repeat B__,
Ready to __verb (2)__ life on her own __repeat A__.
Don't be afraid of the Sestina form. It is well-suited to rants (or what some poets call "Rantinas"), descriptions of ritual, and to long, cyclical, repetitive patterns about human relationships, physics, biology, and the cosmos. Your aim here is to go with the flow. Don't resist. But stay directed and focused. Sestinas are a little like riding the rapids of a very fast river. Grab your life-jacket.
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Give me a sonnet with a twist
“Give me a Sonnet with a twist”
No, that’s not a new kind of cocktail. This week you’ll be playing with the sonnet form(s), reading everything from poems that strictly follow classic sonnet form(s) of structure and content, to sonnets that challenge the Petrarchan “beloved” as object, to sonnets that are quite badly behaved and probably aren’t invited to family reunions (but oh, their parties are so much more interesting).
Your assignment is to write a sonnet – in any of the various forms below – with the subject of either a Personal Ad, or an Insult (prep for assignment! Read: 13W, read Chapter 12, “Sonnets: Exploring the Possibilities of Fourteen Lines;” sonnets in SM Poetry Anthology, and Karenne Wood's ME “Smoke” (43). Also, read SM poems for “Personal Ad” and “Insult”).
In other words, this can be a kind of love poem (as in, looking for love), or an anti-love poem (as in, you suck, and here’s why). It just needs to be in sonnet form.
STRUCTURE
Most of you are familiar with, at the very least, the Shakespearean sonnet. Wendy Bishop’s chapter in 13 Ways gives examples of more traditional sonnets such as “That time of year thou mayst in me behold” and “My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun.” This form uses the English sonnet, what Bishop calls “a small, often passionate or philosophical song” of 14 lines in iambic pentameter, with the usual suspects in rhyming patterns. However, she also notes these kinds of sonnet possibilities:
a sonnet written in couplets
a personal (invented) rhyme scheme (called a ‘nonce sonnet’)
sonnet sequences, such as a ‘crown of sonnets,’ using the Italian form (see page 318)
a monorhymed sonnet
double sonnets (28 lines)
reversed Shakespearean sonnet
retrograde sonnet (reads the same backward as forward)
non-rhyming sonnet of 14 lines
shorter lines (a ‘skinny’ sonnet)
CONTENT
Traditional sonnets developed as a vehicle in which male poets praised their female beloveds in a predictable and objectifying manner, or as Julia Alvarez says, “The sonnet tradition was one in which women were caged in golden cages of a beloved, in perfumed gas chambers of stereotype … a heavily mined and male labyrinth.” Although few men complained about the male-centricism of sonnets, perhaps Shakespeare himself rebelled against the necessity of constant praise when he wrote “my mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun,” a sonnet that paints a less than flattering picture of the supposed-beloved.
Like Shakespeare, if you can’t find the form you need, tweak the one you have. Bishop’s chapter contains sonnets about rape (“Leda and the Swan”), a sonnet that won’t behave (“The Bad Sonnet”), the loss of a finger while shoeing a horse (“One Morning, Shoeing Horses”), a diabetic seizure (“Fourteen”), and so on.
On the web, check out http://www.sonnets.org/newsonnets.htm which has many links to contemporary sonnets.
Here are other examples that might inspire you.
Margaret Melamin’s collection Blue Collar Sonnets gives us the sonnet in a new light:
The Hobo
Deep in the vast Missouri’s slimy silt
there lies what was a man. He has been dead
these seven decades, and his flesh has fed
huge catfish and a boxcar rider’s guilt.
There were no jobs. My uncle slept in trains
that ran along the river in KC
where hoboes gathered. It was here that he
jumped from a car and panic filled his veins
as someone stepped from shadow. It was here
he pulled his gun and dropped the man forever.
Quickly he rolled the body to the river
and watched it sink. He lived in guilt and fear
from that day forward, dreamed of Cain and Abel.
Who was the man? Who missed him at the table?
Plumbers
Up to their shins in human nastiness
of every ugly kind, how do they keep
from choking on their vomit when they sleep?
How do they free their nostrils of the mess
and find their appetites at dinner hour?
Do they just wash their hands of all of it,
the hairballs and the condoms and the shit,
and think of lilacs while they’re in the shower?
These are the men we call when septic tanks
rebel, when sewer lines regurgitate
their stinking contents. They investigate
our murky underworld for little thanks
beyond their union scale, but when they’re through
they know more secrets than the tabloids do.
The Molly Maguires
John “Blackjack” Kehoe Speaks
Oh yes, our hands were bloody, but in part
from lifting murdered brothers off the ground.
We came to this great promised land and found
that we were beasts of burden, saw the heart
of Ireland being trampled in the mud
by ruthless men who broke us, showed us hell
and left our shriveled bodies where they fell.
I’ll not deny we shed some rich men’s blood.
We wanted schools and doctors, shoes and bread.
We got betrayal, treachery and filth
while villains bribed our priests with tainted wealth
and winked at murderers who blamed their dead
on Mollies. It was perjured oaths alone
that hanged us not for our crimes but their own.
Marilyn Hacker’s amazing collection Love, Death and a Changing of the Seasons chronicles a love affair from first blush to final break-up:
“Didn’t Sappho say her guts clutched up like this?”
Didn’t Sappho say her guts clutched up like this?
Before a face suddenly numinous,
her eyes watered, knees melted. Did she lactate
again, milk brought down by a girl’s kiss?
It’s documented torrents are unloosed
by such events as recently produced
not the wish, but the need, to consume, in us,
one pint of Maalox, one of Kaopectate.
My eyes and groin are permanently swollen,
I’m alternatingly brilliant and witless
—and sleepless: bed is just a swamp to roll in.
Although I’d cream my jeans touching your breast,
sweetheart, it isn’t lust; it’s all the rest
of what I want with you that scares me shitless.
And Eavan Boland’s fascination with mythology and metaphorical descriptions of what’s been lost shows up in this one:
Atlantis—A Lost Sonnet
How on earth did it happen, I used to wonder
that a whole city—arches, pillars, colonnades,
not to mention vehicles and animals—had all
one fine day gone under?
I mean, I said to myself, the world was small then.
Surely a great city must have been missed?
I miss our old city —
white pepper, white pudding, you and I meeting
under fanlights and low skies to go home in it. Maybe
what really happened is
this: the old fable-makers searched hard for a word
to convey that what is gone is gone forever and
never found it. And so, in the best traditions of
where we come from, they gave their sorrow a name
and drowned it.
Liberal man seeks a conservative (neocon or better) woman for discreet affair. You blast Sean Hannity while dominating me in the back of my Prius. Weekdays only.
Young man, moderate circumstances, with glass eye, would like to make acquaintance of young girl, also with glass eye or other deformity not more severe, for matrimony.
Portly screen legend, reclusive, with unabashed Japanese fetish wishes to turn over new leaf and find a nice Chinese girl to spend remaining days with.
My name is Bubbles. I reside in a shed with 28 kitties. I refurbish grocery carts, which I steal from the local Wal-Mart. Just kidding. I'm Tom. I'm looking for local female for coffee and maybe more.
Broken guy with only a guitar and a Dodge Dart, looking for barely legal runaway who won't judge him for being an abject failure.
SWM cultural imperialist foodie seeks goofy hipster chick to drive to San Gabriel so we can brag about being the only white people at a filthy C-grade restaurant.
Stoner seeks same.